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• *Pollen accidentally enters body*
• Immune system: What the hell is that?
• Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
• Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
• Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
• Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
• Pollen: The what?
• Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
• Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
• Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
• [Dramatic music]
• Me: *Sneezes*

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

(via live-l0ve-aloha)

live-l0ve-aloha:

g-l-e-n—c-0-c-0:

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

r u ever scared to walk even though you have legs

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OH AND FUCK YOU